So yeah. I've been digging through school stuff from last year, and throwing out all the crap that I will probably need sometime in the near future, but just want it out of my sight. And I stumbled upon some copybooks and stuff, and found this:
THIS is a prime example of what happens in English. ... Especially when you sit next to your best friend... Who happens to like Hetalia. SCORE! Anyway, this is a TOTALLY politically incorrect flowchart of what was going on in Libya 3 months ago. Seriously. NOT CORRECT. I GET IT. I went home and Googled it later. 5 Hours of sitting in a desk and a ham sanwich later makes you insane. We called it the Long War, because A) It sounded kinda cool, and B) People were saying it was going to be a long and hard war. ONWARD.
Here's what it says:
The Long War
The 'Long War' started a couple of days ago in Libya. Some of the Allies: Britain, America, and France were involved too. (Of course, narrated by a nice female voice.)
America: I'LL BE THE HERO!
Britain: Yeah right! Stop being the hero you...
America: Britain, YOU'LL BE MY SUPPORT! France, YOU'LL BE MY SUPPORT!
France: Okay! I'll make the uniforms!
Britain: Oh Please, we don't want to become bloody targets!
*The little thing at the top is Poland's NOMNOMNOMNOM*
(Female narrator continued.)
The people of Libya wanted their freedom but their leader wouldn't give it to them. When they protested... They died. But the U.N wouldn't allow that...
FIN.
(Wasn't drawn or written by me. If it were, It'd look a hell of a lot shittier than that. |D
BUT, it was indeed written by That person.)
Yeah. Makes me feel smart EVERY TIME I read it.