DUN DUN DAAAAAA~

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Here it is~ The new blog.

Merry Christmas!

 And I'm poofing again.

For the New Year. I'm not even making a new Blog, but a new account. I'm really not amused with the spam I'm getting in my email from a bunch of sites and whatnot so I'll be moving again. I'll post the new site when it's up.

GOOD BYE, AND FAREWELL!!!!!!

Marco Simoncelli: Dead.

Yes, sadly, MotoGP rider, Marco Simoncelli was killed yesterday, at the Malaysian Grand Prix. Only one and a half laps in, the Italian lost control ans slid right into fellow Italian, Valentino Rossi and American, Colin Edwards. Marco sustained fatal wounds to the head and chest while Rossi, albeit shaken, returned to the track, and Edwards was diagnosed with a dislocated shoulder. Simoncelli lay motionless, and helmetless on the track as the race was red-flagged. He was given CPR on the track, and transported to the medical center where he eventually died due to his injuries. Marco will be greatly missed, and my thoughts and prayers go out to his family, and those that worked with him in the paddocks.



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Yeah, I just needed to write something cause of writers block, so why not write a depressing article? I really wanted to say "Why not Zoidborg?" But that's probably a bit out of place. ...Oh, wait...

School Freeeeeee~

I'm writing this from the lovely iPad during an exciting free period in the library. I'm sure you want to read more. So please, do go on.

Ever have that awkward moment when you're sitting at the lunch table ALL ALONE? As in, NO ONE is there? Or rather, they are they just fail to notice you sitting there like you're freaking CANADA or something?? Yeah, it happens. ... A lot. Uuguuuuuugh

Instead of pouring out all my frustrations to the Internet, I'll do something productive and make you laugh. And you WILL laugh. 'mkay?

Seriously, this could be a meme.

Le me: *sittin on the bus, acting like a mute.*
le others (very loud others, sitting in the back. Btw- I know all of their plans for Saturday without even eavesdropping. IT'S LIKE HAVING TEN PEOPLE TALK LIKE THIS FOR AN ENTIRE HALF HOUR. RAAAAAWR.) * spewing out random opinions on their likes/ dislikes of certain nationalities.*

Le other #1: ohmahgawd! I hate Canadians! And effing Canada. (they're foulmouthed others too.)
And the French! The effing French lol like, I don't know why! They just do! * insert audible hair flip here* oh and the British! Especially the northern british, yeah them Irish are weiiiiird.

Le me: *trying not to rofl in my seat* *thinks to self* how many errors have I spotted in that one *shudder* "conversation"???


I hope I've entertained you with my awesome anecdotes of idiocy. Good day!

Vital Region Status: Taken... No, Not THAT Way, You Pervert!

So yeah. I've been digging through school stuff from last year, and throwing out all the crap that I will probably need sometime in the near future, but just want it out of my sight. And I stumbled upon some copybooks and stuff, and found this:

THIS is a prime example of what happens in English. ... Especially when you sit next to your best friend... Who happens to like Hetalia. SCORE! Anyway, this is a TOTALLY politically incorrect flowchart of what was going on in Libya 3 months ago. Seriously. NOT CORRECT. I GET IT. I went home and Googled it later. 5 Hours of sitting in a desk and a ham sanwich later makes you insane. We called it the Long War, because A) It sounded kinda cool, and B) People were saying it was going to be a long and hard war. ONWARD.

Here's what it says:
The Long War
The 'Long War' started a couple of days ago in Libya. Some of the Allies: Britain, America, and France were involved too. (Of course, narrated by a nice female voice.)


America: I'LL BE THE HERO!
Britain: Yeah right! Stop being the hero you...
America: Britain, YOU'LL BE MY SUPPORT! France, YOU'LL BE MY SUPPORT!
France: Okay! I'll make the uniforms!
Britain: Oh Please, we don't want to become bloody targets!
*The little thing at the top is Poland's NOMNOMNOMNOM*

(Female narrator continued.)
The people of Libya wanted their freedom but their leader wouldn't give it to them. When they protested... They died. But the U.N wouldn't allow that...


FIN.

(Wasn't drawn or written by me. If it were, It'd look a hell of a lot shittier than that. |D
BUT, it was indeed written by That person.)

Yeah. Makes me feel smart EVERY TIME I read it.

A Random Post... (Includes Pictures!)

So yep, there's me. In a picture. Well, all of my intrests I suppose... I shall explain.
The orange (Which should be yellow.) bird, is an (Awesome) Gilbird. He's there because he's awesome and squishy, and who doesn't love that? The tomato, is actually a clay... thing, that I just made today. He's Italy. The Italian-English dictonary is well... because I'm italian... y'know makes sense, right? There's a book called Russia At War. That's there because I really like history, and old books. *sniffs the yellowed pages* Ahh... The book on the Bottom's called Myths Of The Norsemen. I just really like Norse Mythology and find it AWESOME! XD There's a pocketwatch there too. That's the same one from Fullmetal Alchemist. (An AWESOMELY AWESOME anime series. Seriously.) I put that there 'cause I like old stuff, and steampunk... and FMA. The headphones are my love of music.. that was a cryptic message... XDD Also, my guitar case is off to the side soo... yeah. I play.

That's my dad. All in his biking gear. Took that on the track. :P I think he looks like The Stig from Top Gear.. but that's just me.. >.> That's the Interceptor for all you crazy motorheads out there. *sarcasm*

Just found this lurking around my photo library. That ain't NatGeo, bitch. XD That's the real thing. Took that in... Almafi(? Or Capri...?) Italy. From a trip in November.


Yep.. My camera's up and running... YAY!

Whoa, Hey I'm Alive...?!

Yep. Sleepy hasn't died. How lucky for you. So yeah, In the little hiatus I've had, I've done some pretty awesome stuff. What awesoeme things do I speak of? These...
1. I graduated 8th grade. Yayyyy!
2. I went to a motorcycle race...thing... *will be posting more on that*
3. Got a haircut... like an AWESOME haircut. (think 12 inches off,baby!)
4. Found out that Manchester United is coming to the US... New York Red Bulls vs. ManUtd.?! HOLY SCHNITZEL! So yeppers, if I can convince the mother and father to let me go, I'll be there! There's a package out for $200. Which includes tickets to the ManUtd./Red Bulls match. LA Galaxy/ Red Bulls match, and 2 other Red Bulls matches of your choice. Sooo yeah. I'll definateley try to hop on that bandwagon.
5. Started running for XC. Yeah, I know I said that like, a month and a half ago, but, I'm doing it now.
6. GOT A NEW CAMERA!!! (Pictures will be up soon!)

So, about that motorcycle race-thing. My dad and I drove up to the New Jersey Motorsports park in Millville. Awesome place. Really new, two tracks. So we took his 2 bikes up there. One is a Honda Interceptor (2004?)It's a sports bike, but by no means a track bike. It weighs about 471 lbs. wet. (With fuel and coolant) The other bike is a mut. It has the body of a Honda Hawk GT 647. ('91). And -at the time- the engine of a dirtbike.(?)A Honda CR500('88).This weighs anout 240 lbs. (A two Stroke. Won't go Into details...) Well, RIGHT before he went on the track. It seized. Some price got caught petween the piston and blew something out. **sigh** So he used the beast of an Interceptor to race in. All went well. Oh well. The mut (collectively named "Boneshaker" because of intense two-stroke qualities. Aka- Rattleing 'till the tail falls off....)is now under repair. Oh, and /starting/ the beast is insane. You have to jack up a car, put these conveyer roll thing (handmade) under it, lower the car back cown into it, put the car in reverse, THEN kick start the bike. Letting out clouds of smoke. (Which is a good thing...?)
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