School Freeeeeee~

I'm writing this from the lovely iPad during an exciting free period in the library. I'm sure you want to read more. So please, do go on.

Ever have that awkward moment when you're sitting at the lunch table ALL ALONE? As in, NO ONE is there? Or rather, they are they just fail to notice you sitting there like you're freaking CANADA or something?? Yeah, it happens. ... A lot. Uuguuuuuugh

Instead of pouring out all my frustrations to the Internet, I'll do something productive and make you laugh. And you WILL laugh. 'mkay?

Seriously, this could be a meme.

Le me: *sittin on the bus, acting like a mute.*
le others (very loud others, sitting in the back. Btw- I know all of their plans for Saturday without even eavesdropping. IT'S LIKE HAVING TEN PEOPLE TALK LIKE THIS FOR AN ENTIRE HALF HOUR. RAAAAAWR.) * spewing out random opinions on their likes/ dislikes of certain nationalities.*

Le other #1: ohmahgawd! I hate Canadians! And effing Canada. (they're foulmouthed others too.)
And the French! The effing French lol like, I don't know why! They just do! * insert audible hair flip here* oh and the British! Especially the northern british, yeah them Irish are weiiiiird.

Le me: *trying not to rofl in my seat* *thinks to self* how many errors have I spotted in that one *shudder* "conversation"???


I hope I've entertained you with my awesome anecdotes of idiocy. Good day!